FOR SCIENCE!!! -

FOR SCIENCE!!!

Day three of @sympathetic-deceit-week!
Prompt: Lociet
Ships: Romantic Loceit ~~he will kiss all of the sides. all of them.~~ platonic DLAMP and analogical
Warnings: someone is punched by accident
Summary: Logan is going to find out the texture of Deceit’s scales by any means necessary. For science only, obviously. Deceit is alarmed. Patton, Virgil, and Roman wonder when these idiots will get their acts together.

Logan was a man of scientific intrigue. He valued facts and knowledge, craving the acquirement of data he previously did not possess. Thus, it was only logical that the presence of one such piece of data, dangled so tantalizingly close, was sufficient to drive him a bit… crazy.
“I need to know,” He hissed suddenly, slamming his book shut.
Virgil, by now accustomed to his sudden outbursts of passion for knowledge (although it had been a very painful learning process that had resulted in Logan being punched in the face a few times; fight-or-flight reflexes were no joke), looked up from his phone and made a vague humming sound, which Logan took as permission to continue speaking.
“Virgil, it is absolutely imperative that I find out if our housemate of falsehood’s scales are slimy or smooth.”
Virgil groaned, pushing his headphones down to hang about his neck. “Seriously, Logan, this again? He’s not going to let you touch them, dude.”
“Always serious,” Logic said seriously, indicating his serious blue necktie with a serious expression to indicate just how serious he was, Virgil. “And as he will not grant me permission, I shall simply have to resort to a more… extreme methodology.”
Anxiety groaned, pressing a hand into his stomach to ward off the distress growing there. “Nothing good will come of this,” He predicted darkly.
He wasn’t entirely incorrect.

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