sleepyssnail:

Sympathetic Deceit Week, June 25.

Friendship, Roceit (Coffee shop AU), Loceit, DLAMP, Patceit, Anxceit, FamILY.

Summary: Dee hates coffee, Roman is a barista, Dee doesn’t reveal his name, Roman tries to guess.

Pairings: Platonic? Future romantic implied?

Warnings: Coffee, name reveal (sort of), and teasing

Words: 583

Notes: I didn’t really know what to do for this day so I kinda guessed at it. Whoops, but I had fun doing it.

Le Sanders sides taglist: @morganlafley @thelonelybookreader@allthemetalsoftherainbow @queen-of-all-things-snuggly  @beach-fan@candiukas @romanthroughthestars

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Dee honestly hated coffee.

Any form of caffeine caused him to crash at least two hours after drinking it, which lead to more exhaustion than it was supposed to. The actual taste of coffee disgusted Dee to the point that he spat out a mouthful into some bushes once, and tea was just gross in his opinion. In general, Dee just stayed away from anything coffee other than ice cream and his roommate’s espresso brownies.

So of course the barista at his best friend’s favorite coffee place had taken an interest in him.

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sleepyssnail:

Sympathetic Deceit Week, June 24.

Friendship (Monster AU), Roceit, Loceit, DLAMP, Patceit, Anxceit, FamILY.

Summary: Dee is part gorgon, is a compulsive liar and has zero social skills, but somehow he manages to find four friends how accept him as he is.

Pairings: None here, just friendos

Warnings: Drinking, some angst, tearing off/falling off body parts, snake mentions, discrimination, jump scare, and lying. (Please let me know if I need to add anything).

Words: 1,829

Notes: Roughly three hours ago I decided I wanted to rewrite this one. So I did. I like monster AUs and so here we are. (Idea was inspired by @beeswaxbuffoon‘s art).

Le Sanders sides taglist: @morganlafley @thelonelybookreader @allthemetalsoftherainbow @queen-of-all-things-snuggly  @beach-fan @candiukas @romanthroughthestars

People who wanted to be tagged in sanders sides stuff from this post: @captainhadeslover @asterias-confused-writings @yep-another-fander @madly-handsome @that-one-transguy @sander-sideblog @neko-ereri @fandomdiabetes @laughingaylin @justanotherfangirl121 @sos-fandoms @acrazia @justanotherlatinfander @sanspie122 @milomeepit @lala-the-rebel @nye275

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Companionship was something Dee hadn’t had in years. He purposefully isolated himself, only showing himself to mess with others like him or to scare a few unsuspecting humans. Even in the monster community he was shunned because of his family watering down gorgon blood, his human side making it easy for him to blend into the humans’ world without question if he only covered up his scales and didn’t let his lisp show.

The only option in his mind was to hide and lie. Keep to himself and say the opposite of the truth to protect himself. Name? He’d forgotten. Age? Didn’t matter. All lies to keep himself from remembering how alone he was and always would be.

Then he met Patton.

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impatentpending:

Day three of @sympathetic-deceit-week! 

Prompt: Lociet

Ships:  Romantic Loceit he will kiss all of the sides.  all of them. platonic DLAMP and analogical

Warnings: someone is punched by accident

Summary:  Logan is going to find out the texture of Deceit’s scales by any means necessary.  For science only, obviously.  Deceit is alarmed.  Patton, Virgil, and Roman wonder when these idiots will get their acts together.

Logan was a man of scientific intrigue.  He valued facts and knowledge, craving the acquirement of data he previously did not possess.  Thus, it was only logical that the presence of one such piece of data, dangled so tantalizingly close, was sufficient to drive him a bit… crazy.

“I need to know,”  He hissed suddenly, slamming his book shut.

Virgil, by now accustomed to his sudden outbursts of passion for knowledge (although it had been a very painful learning process that had resulted in Logan being punched in the face a few times; fight-or-flight reflexes were no joke), looked up from his phone and made a vague humming sound, which Logan took as permission to continue speaking.

“Virgil, it is absolutely imperative that I find out if our housemate of falsehood’s scales are slimy or smooth.”

Virgil groaned, pushing his headphones down to hang about his neck.  “Seriously, Logan, this again?  He’s not going to let you touch them, dude.”

“Always serious,” Logic said seriously, indicating his serious blue necktie with a serious expression to indicate just how serious he was, Virgil.  “And as he will not grant me permission, I shall simply have to resort to a more… extreme methodology.”

Anxiety groaned, pressing a hand into his stomach to ward off the distress growing there.  “Nothing good will come of this,”  He predicted darkly.

He wasn’t entirely incorrect.

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altruistic-skittles:

softestvirgil:

darknightvirgil:

notalwaysthevillian:

darknightvirgil:

warnadudenexttime:

If Deceit and Patton teamed up would it be like a Yzma and Kronk situation?

And if that’s true would Roman be kuzco

He would definitely be Kuzco

The question is: who is Pacha? Logan or Virgil?

My vote is Virgil

Logan would be Pacha’s wife, just saying.

Are you telling me Logan would hit Roman with a frying pan, because I definitely agree.

(via sanders-sides-thuri)

an-anxious-acquaintance:

indi-is-random:

logicallyanxious-morallyromantic:

today-only-happens-once:

princeanxious:

princeanxious:

fandomsandanythingelse:

fandomsandanythingelse:

You know what I need more of?

Patton with tattoos and different hair colors and piercings because there’s really nothing morally wrong about it, and he enjoys them!

Also Virgil who has absolutely none of those because what if someone judges him for having them? It’s not professional how would he ever get a job? And tattoos are permanent! What if he gets one and doesn’t like it?!

Anyway I’ve been thinking about this stuff a lot

Reblog this you cowards

Im gonna drAW THIS

I DREW IT:

General Arts Taglist: @fandergecko @equipodeleo @221biotchplease @solemn-vow @today-only-happens-once @asterias-confused-writings @fandersideas @raygelkitty @analogical-chaos @panic-at-theeverywhere @ultimate-queen-of-fandoms @midnightcandy @iaminmultiplefandoms @xx-pink-lars-is-best-lars-xx @misstallip @jadedragon1903 @mewmewmika @winglessnymph @confinesofpersonalknowledge @jaxthejoker @planetsanders @queen-of-all-things-snuggly @thekeytohappiness-is-you @shesavampirequeen @allycat31415 @nasayeepo @allfavoritesaside

*deep inhale* I LOVE IT

AWWW

Ohmygod

Ohmygod

Ohmygod

This is beautiful

@princeanxious

blessed

softestvirgil:

dyxngflxwxr:

softestvirgil:

Virgil, walking into the kitchen: Is something burning?

Roman, leaning seductively against the counter: Just my desire for you.

Virgil: The toaster is on fire.

i NEED to draw this

Do it!

moralityism:

Summary: The presence of Deceit poses an…interesting new challenge for Roman. Written for Sympathetic Deceit Week: Roceit Day.

Pairings: Platonic Roceit, Platonic Royality, Platonic Morality/Anxiety/Deceit

Word Count: 3082

Warnings: Non-descriptive fight scenes, character held in a cage. Let me know if I miss anything!

A/N: This turned into a Royality fic somehow? @notveryglittery I Blame You

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Roman points the tip of his sword at the Dragon Witch, breathing heavily. It’s been a long, arduous battle in the depths of her cave lair, but he’s finally won. She teeters before him, on the verge of collapse, but still glaring fiercely.

“Tell me what you’ve done with Prince Patton,” he demands, taking a threatening step forward.

She gives him one final bitter look, opens her mouth… and abruptly goes limp and collapses to the floor.

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